All I
wanted was some Lucky Charms. Simple enough. But as the cold milk spread over and between my teeth, like an invading
force, it found the spot that was once guarded by an ancient filling. Ancient
by some standards. Twenty five to thirty five years or so. But, I had no
idea until that moment. That very exciting and painful moment when ice shot through my jaw and up to my brain, literally lifting my head, stretching my neck, and snapping the rest of my body to attention.
There
is this bundle of nerves, for your cheek, lip, and all the teeth on one side of
your jaw, right up to the midline of your incisors. That bundle feeds the feeling in all
that. So, one nice little shot’ll do it. Takes 'em all out. A mandibular block. That sucker numbs
everything at once. One little shot. No big deal. So they say.
They give you a topical anesthetic that is supposed to keep the needle
from hurting as it penetrates the inside of your cheek. Yeah, right. Once that
27 gauge cold steel gets in there and starts rooting around under your skin, looking
for the inferior alveolar nerve, the
topical don’t mean much.
I
handle pain alright. You do what you gotta do. Just wait for the numbby, flubby
feeling in your lip. But first comes the sudden sharp jolt from the cold
air rushing that exposed area that says, the numbing agent didn’t qutie take yet.
Once
you’re there, that whine of the high speed drill complimented by a sweet burny
toothy smell relaxes you. Your cheek pinched between the suction tip and your teeth lets you know just what part of your face isn't numb. And we move on to the jaw rattling slow speed that turns
into a skull rattle when the dentist glances the handle off your upper teeth. “Oops.
Sorry.” I didn’t think they were supposed to say, oops?
Grinding, drilling, packing, shaping, and finally, biting.
Magic.
Of course, once the xylocaine wears off the left side of my face feels like I took a punch from Cain Valesquez.
But at least I could eat my Lucky Charms.
Grinding, drilling, packing, shaping, and finally, biting.
Magic.
Of course, once the xylocaine wears off the left side of my face feels like I took a punch from Cain Valesquez.
But at least I could eat my Lucky Charms.
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